I’m a real nurse contrary to my own beliefs

The first time you have to do CPR in your neighborhood grocery store life becomes really real. You won’t throw up even do you want to, CPR is like riding a bike (you got this), that feeling between your legs needs to be addressed immediately after you pass the patient over to the paramedics even though you took care of that at home, and you should probably take some Motrin ASAP chest compressions make your uterus cramp. Also the paramedics are so much nicer to sweaty nurses wearing short dresses.

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