Note to self: If you go to the grocery store at noon on a Saturday it will be just like being at work, population wise. 
A group of shoppers will be intent on trying every kind of meat and cheese in the deli “to make sure they like it” they will do things that are humorous i.e. bouncing and swaying before putting some of “this great meat” in Harold’s mouth. Harold will look to you in embarrassment before his eyes open wider with delight over this magical meat. You should not laugh out loud. 

There is definitely some novel fodder in this material. Life is full of material, pay attention.